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双语笑话|她宁可买一件礼物

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SHE'D RATHER BUY A GIFT

While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. That's okay, he said, The only thing I want is for you to love, honor1 and obey. Mom pondered2 that idea and then replied I'd rather buy you a gift.

她宁可买一件礼物

旅途中,母亲想起她忘记给父亲买一件过生日礼物。没关系,他说,我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺。母亲沉思一会儿后回答说,我宁可给你买一件礼物。


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